shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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