Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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