did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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