Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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