let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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