Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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