Only a mothe r could love this liver
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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