We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I have feelings that need drinking.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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