are you still at the devil's house?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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