I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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