Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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