we're blogging at a bar
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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