batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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