you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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