Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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