Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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