U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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