My friends, they love my intelligence
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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