Pants 0. Shit 1.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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