Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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