My room smells like vodka and shame
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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