Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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