I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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