Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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