The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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