Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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