non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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