ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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