I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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