it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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