just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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