The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Apparently you make a good broom.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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