I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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