But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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