North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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