I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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