doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
did i walk over a car last night?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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