it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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