So drunk, too bad you don't want this
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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