Don't you send me to vm
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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