I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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