is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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