You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She even gives head with a lisp.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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