Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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