I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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