why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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