I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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