kristin has been a bad kristin
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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