its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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