carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.