Buhtt sex?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
