He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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