Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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