I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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