I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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