Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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