U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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