just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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